Godly Admonitions
Comedian Lynn Lavner’s observation puts things into proper perspective.
"There are 6 admonishments in the Bible concerning homosexual activity and our enemies are always throwing them up to us usually in a vicious way and very much out of context. What they don't want us to remember is that there are 362 admonishments in the Bible concerning heterosexual activity. I don't mean to imply by this that God doesn't love straight people, only that they seem to require a great deal more supervision."
Thanks to Wikipedia.
"There are 6 admonishments in the Bible concerning homosexual activity and our enemies are always throwing them up to us usually in a vicious way and very much out of context. What they don't want us to remember is that there are 362 admonishments in the Bible concerning heterosexual activity. I don't mean to imply by this that God doesn't love straight people, only that they seem to require a great deal more supervision."
Thanks to Wikipedia.
6 Comments:
Very good.
HAH! I love that!!!
I had not been here in forever and simply came by to say hello and wish you grace, peace and all good things Lisa!
BTW - we are very high maintenance, but God understands that, She truly does.
And look at that, me simulcommenting with IT!!
That's ok, Fran. I haven't been blogging in forever. I set myself too high a standard. I wish I could be more playful with the blog.
You, of course, set that high standard!
The ratio seems correct to me...thanks be to God.
Me too, Leonardo!
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