Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Hamlet's Cat Soliloquy

I can’t tell whether this is copyrighted, so I’ll just give credit to my source. I'm also using the photo from that source.

As a student of literature – especially literature of the Renaissance and 17th century – I especially loved this.

My cats live indoors … but I know some of you let your cats go in and out. This is for you and your feline companions.

Hamlet's Cat Soliloquy
Written by Henry Beard
from his book Poems For Cats

To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to remain within: that is the question:
Whether 'tis better for a cat to suffer
The cuffs and buffets of inclement weather
That Nature rains on those who roam abroad,
Or take a nap upon a scrap of carpet,
And so by dozing melt the solid hours
That clog the clock's bright gears with sullen time
And stall the dinner bell. To sit, to stare
Outdoors, and by a stare to seem to state
A wish to venture forth without delay,
Then when the portal's opened up, to stand
As if transfixed by doubt. To prowl; to sleep;
To choose not knowing when we may once more
Our readmittance gain: aye, there's the hairball;
For if a paw were shaped to turn a knob,
Or work a lock or slip a window-catch,
And going out and coming in were made
As simple as the breaking of a bowl,
What cat would bear the household's petty plagues,
The cook's well-practiced kicks, the butler's broom,
The infant's careless pokes, the tickled ears,
The trampled tail, and all the daily shocks
That fur is heir to, when, of his own free will,
He might his exodus or entrance make
With a mere mitten? Who would spaniels fear,
Or strays trespassing from a neighbor's yard,
But that the dread of our unheeded cries
And scratches at a barricaded door
No claw can open up, dispels our nerve
And makes us rather bear our humans' faults
That [sic] run away to unguessed miseries?
Thus caution doth make house cats of us all;
And thus the bristling hair of resolution
Is softened up with the pale brush of thought,
And since our choices hinge on weighty things,
We pause upon the threshold of decision.


Blogger Lee M. Davenport said...

Lovely. I'm not a fan of poetry, at least not in most cases, but this is brilliant.

3/18/2009 2:37 PM  
Blogger Lisa Fox said...

Glad you liked it, Lee.

3/18/2009 9:00 PM  
Blogger Lindy said...

Very Good... I am sending this along to several feline friends.

3/18/2009 9:57 PM  
Blogger Lisa Fox said...

Thanks, Lindy. I'm gratified to know that a "dog person" would appreciate this.

3/18/2009 10:26 PM  
Blogger Percy Bisque Silly said...

This is most excellent, Sirrah! It happens that I mineself be currently starring in an On Blogway production of the great Play.

3/30/2009 2:39 PM  
Blogger Lisa Fox said...

Glad you enjoyed it, Sir Percy. (Love your name, too!)

3/30/2009 5:54 PM  

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